Saturday, July 18, 2009

Hey, David Yates!

Actually, just looking at this picture
makes me feel raped.

I'm willing to consider myself a Harry Potter fan. I've read the books and I think they're one of the best fictional stories ever written. That's why I'm also willing to go to jail for the rest of my life if it means saving the Harry Potter movie franchise from David Yate's incompetent hands.

The most effective way to explain just what Yates did to Harry Potter fans and the movie-going population in general is through imagery. See below:

For once, she didn't deserve it.

It's like he walked up to every kid in the world who's ever heard of Harry Potter and said, "I know you wanted to see a decent adaptation of your favorite books, innocent child. But I decided to punch you in the face instead. Oh, and that'll be nine to twelve dollars depending on where you live."

If anyone out there wants to help me plan the long, drawn-out murder of David Yates and his immediate family, meet me tonight behind the Circle K dumpster on main street. You know the one.

Oh, and bring donuts.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I would totally agree with you if this was a blog about not seeing or reading Harry Potter. Because I haven't.
But I totally see where you're coming from because they cut out so much important stuff from twilight... i mean my ovaries didn't even flinch watching the movie.