Extreme Makeover: #*$@! Edition

The other day I was watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition because that's what retired ninjas do. But I was shocked when... well, see for yourself:

In his defense, it was a pretty nice house.

I can only wonder what TV will be like when my future kids are my age. We'll probably have shows like Extreme Makeover: Murder Edition or My Bare Lady, where a group of U.S. porn stars travel to London and attempt to establish acting careers on the West End stage. Oh wait, that one is real.

Sorry, future children.