Thursday, January 15, 2009

Remember that time when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy on national television?

Up high. Down low. Too blind!

In his defense, hosting seems like a really hard job. If that were me I'd probably get really embarrassed and softly high-five his face as a joke. It could have been worse, though. He could have told a paraplegic to "stand up".

He practically yells it at him. "Stand up, Chuck! Let em' see
how paralyzed from the waist down you are!"

If I were Chuck I'd have purposefully fallen out of my chair and rolled off the stage. Then sued.


Lindsey said...
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Anonymous said...

This reminds me of when
Stevie Wonder was performing at the White House and Dubya gave him a thumbs-up and waved to him.

Ah, good times.

Jess said...

I peed a little...okay a lot.

Tim said...

Dear Chris: I read your blog and it made me snort cornflakes out of my nose, which is basically the acid test as to whether something is fucking hilarious or not. I just though you should know that you are, in fact, fucking hilarious, and I am now subscribed to your updates. Be good.

The_Brain said...

"Stand up" Chuck haha, the guy taught he was Jesus or something.

Chris said...

Hey Tim thanks for subscribing! I'm glad someone likes my blog. I don't post very often but I'm trying to work on that. Anyway, thanks man.

Anonymous said...

Hello. And Bye.